A few things from this weekend…
a) Butt Food. It’s like pre-digested food that you shove into your small intestine and all the nutrients are already digested so you don’t have to spend awhile digesting. Butt Food. b) Cock Holster. It’s like a prefabricated flap that’s built into your jeans, and you can just sort of stick your dick in it to keep it in one location. Alternatively, you can get plastic surgery to actually make a skin flap on your thigh to keep your dick in. c) Bone Stimulator. It’s evidently a real thing that helps bones grow. That being said, it’s also the new name for my smooth jazz band. Stimulatin’ bones. d) Come check us out August 8th at the Space opening up for Flatfoot 56! 295 Treadwell St Hamden CT Building H. 7PM $10!!!
